The Goddess of Imaginary Tacos

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:23:19 -0500

drunkpeeta: are you fucking kidding me i showered for you

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:16:45 -0500

drunkpeeta:

are you fucking kidding me i showered for you

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:59 -0500

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:51:43 -0500

awkwardly hugs you

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:55:50 -0500

*awkwardly hugs you back*

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:43:45 -0500

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:35:40 -0500

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:32:09 -0500

60-70!

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:27:26 -0500

Awww yeah, questions!

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

Yeah I would!

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar.

62: Do you watch porn?

Of course I do.

63: How small is too small?

Anything two inches or under.

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Er, not in a sexual way I don’t think.

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

He’s the boy I’ve been blogging about the last few days. I don’t even know where we stand or anything it’s complicated.

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

I don’t have a significant other, but I wouldn’t mind switching phones cuz I don’t have anything to hide.

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

It’s more comfortable than people would think. :P

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Yeah, it doesn’t have to be completely shaved off- as long as I can get to the good stuff.

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

No. Wtf kind of question is that!?!

70: Booty or Boobs?

Boobs- obviously.

Ask me awkward sex questions because why not.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:14:31 -0500

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

666anarchist-feminist: Emotionally bound to this film

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:03:05 -0500

666anarchist-feminist:

Emotionally bound to this film

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Sat, 18 May 2013 21:01:20 -0500

katekarma: He’s nice. :3

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:55:55 -0500

katekarma:

He’s nice. :3

when you feel you have lost everything, you still have

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:43:26 -0500

dearscience:

books

unexpected kindness in strangers

the rest of the world to travel

languages to learn

animals to take care of

volunteer work to do

the power of a good night’s rest

the changing of seasons

infinite things to learn

billions of people to meet and possibly love

billions of people who might love you back

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:36:01 -0500

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:34:43 -0500

He kinda did go all Chris Brown on someone. I mean, not full monty Chris Brown, but his girlfriend filed charges against him citing domestic abuse.

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:58:06 -0500

Imma look into it. Thanks for bringing this to my attention anon. :)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:57:01 -0500

Unpopular opinion time!

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:49:00 -0500

First of all, I LOVE FALLING IN REVERSE’S NEW SINGLE.

At first I was like: “What the fuck am I listening to!?!” But then I heard it again and I just really like it. It’s rapping, and screaming and singing and pure AWESOME! I can’t wait for the new album.

Secondly, I know there is some drama surrounding Ronnie right now, but for me it’s all about the music. Unless Ronnie goes full on Chris Brown on someone- I’m still gonna listen to his music. (That’s not a double standard or anything, as far as I’m concerned violence against women and not at least trying to better yourself as a human being is just inexcusable.)

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Sat, 18 May 2013 19:38:56 -0500

The Goddess of Imaginary Tacos

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drunkpeeta: are you fucking kidding me i showered for you

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*awkwardly hugs you*

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60-70!

Ask me awkward sex questions because why not.

666anarchist-feminist: Emotionally bound to this film

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katekarma: He’s nice. :3

when you feel you have lost everything, you still have

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He kinda did go all Chris Brown on someone. I mean, not full monty Chris Brown, but his girlfriend filed charges against him citing domestic abuse.

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Unpopular opinion time!

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awkwardly hugs you